mercredi 19 septembre 2012

#muslimrage

Here are some #msulimrage 's I found on twitter which made me really laugh, so here you go, enjoy :D ^^


Egyptians calling for a 3-day boycott of Google/You-Tube for refusing to remove clips insulting prophet Mohamed.  

RT : When the food is too good and you're too hungry but nothing is halal. FML 

Not knowing how many cheek kisses are due 

"What do you mean you don't serve chocolate milk at this pub?!"

Can't remember if it's the 3rd rakat or 4th. 

Being born in the Chinese year of the pig. 

You lose your nephew at the airport but you can't yell his name because it's JIHAD. 

Someone compliments you, BUT FORGETS TO SAY MASHALLAH.

Finding out something you've loved eating all your life has geletine in it :/ 

When someone makes a stupid film which looks like an 8 year old made it and idiots violently over react and make us look bad

When you forget to put your cell on silent and your class of 500 hear a loud & alarming ALLAAAAHHU AKBAR ALLAAAAHHH...

I make popcorn, the neighbors call the police. 

I'm having such a good hair day. No one even knows. 

The 72 virgins turn out to be all males 

There's no prayer room in this nightclub! 

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